Emily Archer Maintains The Lawn

Little kids poke fun of redheads all the time. I imagine even a fine specimen of a woman such as Emily Archer was also the subject of ridicule in her younger days. Gingers are said to have hot feisty tempers. I have shot quite a few reds for the site, and I can't say that claim holds much water. For instance, Emily was an agreeable, easy going person who only got upset when I demanded her put down the hedge trimmer because I didn't trust a wild fireball with that kind of machinery. OK, perhaps she was slightly perturbed when I asked her if she was related to Carrot Top, but what do you expect from a Flame Brain?

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