Edited by SkyeKahoalii
Authors Note:
This is the third installment of a series of 26 stories about a naked cleaning service. Each story is self-contained, no need to read them in order.
Warning:
This story contains adult content including: girl on girl action, anal sex, and dp. If this is not your kind of smut, please find another story.
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“Neat N’ Naked…where our girls suck better than Hoovers. How can we help you?” says a deep throaty voice.
Lisa couldn’t help but giggle, “I want to give my husband something special for his fiftieth birthday…”
“I can make your husband’s birthday something to remember. I just need to ask a few questions. Will you be a participant or an observer?”
“Oh, I’ll be hands-on. We’re swingers, and our regular playmates had something come up so this is a last-ditch effort.
“Will there be anyone else present or participating besides the two of you?” she asked the caller.
“No, no one else is available, unfortunately,” Lisa said her voice filled with disappointment.
“Does your husband have a preferred type? Like age, ethnicity, bust size? The more details you give me, the better time he’ll have.”
“Mike loves full-bodied, curvy women. He prefers more mature women and ethnicity doesn’t matter.”
“Any special fantasies or experiences that you want to experience?”
“No, we’ve done pretty much everything we’ve wanted to try,” Lisa replied. “And by the way, you have a very sexy voice.
“Thank you darlin’. I do have two ladies that should fit your requirements. Both are in their late thirties and have great curves. I’ll send you their profiles and you tell me who you prefer.”
Lisa pulled up the multimedia message she received and clicked on the first image.
The picture showed an attractive full-busted redhead. Definitely on the far side of thirty-five but the pretty, mischievous smile she wore reassured Lisa.
“Hmmm,” Lisa mused out loud. “Shoulder length hair, flat tummy, wide hips…oh, my…those tits of hers are to die for. Mike is going to love her,” she smiled as she read the details provided with the photo.
Name: Cinn
Age: 38
Height: 5’6″
Weight: 120lbs
Measurements: 42DDD-26-34
Cinn moved to the United States from Ireland when she was nine. She still has a bit of accent and the gift of gab. She enjoys sensual play and loves to draw out and extend playtime making the ending very explosive. She specializes in massage, fellatio, cunnilingus, and orgasm delay. She will not do BDSM, watersports, or public sex. She has a customer satisfaction rating of 9.4 out of 10. One of our highest-rated employees.
Lisa clicked the second icon and the second image opened. This woman was a blonde with a very pretty angular face and a nice fun-loving smile. She had average size breasts and a small ass. Her legs were especially nice, though, and she looked like she would be a lot of fun. Lisa perused the details that were included…
Name: Helen
Age: 51
Height 5’7″
Weight: 128lbs
Measurements: 36-25-35
Helen is a former storm chaser, who lives for excitement. She’s up for anything, the riskier the better. She has a customer satisfaction rating of 8.96 out of 10, and one client said, “There is no one better at satisfying all a man’s needs than Helen. Not only did she completely sate me in the bedroom, but she also made me dinner which I ate off her beautiful naked skin. Best! Day! Ever!”
—Ira B.
Lisa switched back and forth a few times wanting to be sure of her choice. She forgot she was on the phone, when a voice startled her, “So, what do you think?”
Lisa studied the profiles and the pictures. It was an easy choice; Cinn was exactly what she was looking for. Lisa felt herself getting wet, envisioning that full, lush body in their bed.
After reviewing the details with Lisa, and finalizing payment, Lisa asked, “Is everything set? Mike is going to have so much fun, and so will I.”
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At the appointed time, there was a knock on the door, Lisa pulled it open to see Cinn standing there smiling. “You must be Lisa,” she said, offering her hand.
Lisa’s huge brown eyes lit up when she saw Cinn. She knew this was exactly the type of woman Mike loves, and truth be told, she does too. “You must be Cinn,” Lisa echoed brightly, shaking her hand. “Come on in.”
“My, what a pretty home you have.” Cinn ventured, stepping in and looking around.
“Thank you, I spent some time in school for interior design, but never finished.”
“So, is there someplace I can change, or am I doing a striptease when your husband gets home?”
“Mike’ll be here, soon. I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he sees you.”
“If you’re any indication, hun, your husband has excellent taste in women…” Cinn stepped in and kissed Lisa gently on the lips, nibbling on her lower lip before she broke the kiss and stepped back. “…and an excellent tasting woman.”
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Mike had been distracted all day and had gotten very little accomplished. He usually took his birthday off so he could spend the day draining his balls into his wife and her friends. Unfortunately, he was short-staffed since he’d had to purge some dishonest employees, and couldn’t afford to take the time off. Figuring it was Friday, he decided to head home early, anyway. He grabbed his overcoat on his way out the door. “Hey, I’m heading home. Knock off early if you want,” he told his buxom secretary, Barbara.
“Happy birthday, boss,” she replied, winking and thrusting her chest towards him. While they flirted a lot, and Mike would love to bring her home and share her with his wife, they never went further than some light verbal teasing. Playmates were easier to find than competent secretaries, and he didn’t want to lose her skills in the office. As he climbed into his F250, his phone started playing the ‘Magnum PI’ theme. He glanced down and saw he had a message from Lisa.
Lisa: Can’t wait till you get home, got a present 4 u.
Mike smiled and responded
Mike: OMW, left early. <3 u. ( ) after kissing lisa for a few minutes, getting both ladies hot and bothered, cinn took some small packages out of her purse put them on the pillows in bedroom. "they're condiments; flavored condoms," she said response to lisa's unasked question. "you don't have use them, but i every client's pillows." nodded smiled as imagined redhead pleasuring husband, "oh i've set u[ practical joke mike..." fille plan. "i love it," told her, leered at lisa, admiring body, wondering if husband was just hot, or he typical fat slob that always seemed be married hottest women. "so, cinn, how did you get into this, uh...well...line work?" "well, working normal maid service, gas, parking, tolls, cleaning products, other expenses barely breaking even. one maids got tired not making any money so came up with idea this service regular clients offered significant amounts cash clean nothing scanty lingerie. convinced those rich pervs invest, recruited girls thought would willing all-together. we quickly became popular, and...well...that's rest story." paused, studying lisa. "may ask something?" nodded, suspecting where going. "why does beautiful woman like pay someone playmate?" giggled. "normally, don't. mike are swingers several couples more than single together with. none were available playdate today, except one, had last-minute crisis, when saw your ad..." smiling. wanted involved swinging, my boyfriends too insecure share me, felt icky going alone. can't wait meet husband. he's half sexy you, will night remember." "i'll make sure invite our next party, friends you," gushed, imagining popular pretty buxom their crowd. reverie interrupted heard powerful engine mike's truck pulling garage. let diesel cool down moments while gathered his stuff. cock started grow anticipation, walked house, tossing keys onto counter, sexy, slutty wife hiding, "lisa!" called out. bedroom, asked "the birthday boy's here, what's plan?" wordlessly approached wrapping arms around stacked close. cinn's big, soft, warm breasts pushing against hers. leaned kissed letting tongues start dance. sighed pleasure played together. reached up, lightly caressing neck fingertips. ran fingers ever then back earlobe. hand play hair they continued kissing, waiting arrival. room erupts deep belly laugh. "holy shit, lisa!" go over mike. "welcome home, boy," him cheek. leaning cheek him, could look resting pec, purred hint whine voice, "look what followed me honey, can keep it, please?" draped arm wife, "depends well plays others." smirked, winking cinn. chuckled banter. "if wanna find others, ass here boy, unwrap present." gave goofy grin toward licking lips, eyes locked quivering globes flesh hidden under top. "i'm all sweaty from hard day's work," smoky take shower bedroom ready." think handle that." back, taking hands leading bathroom. turned water adjusted it bathroom began fill steam. guided sitting position commode, dropped knees, removed shoes socks. massaged each foot before standing lifting arms. jumped feet lifted shirt head revealing naked breasts, which swayed slightly erect nipples pointed straight there slight sag firm, yet soft inviting globes. "these glorious," moans, left nipple mouth. through flicked tongue nub. enjoyed titties, belt, opened pants, pushed down, freeing cock. grasped shaft caress released right one. pulled off unzipped skirt hips clean-shaven mons, tattoo burning shrub. tattoo, laughing, calling out, "lis', see this! has an honest-to-god fire bush." spun almost faced door. peeked saying, "dude, you've seen women red pubic before...," voice stopping tattoo. fuck!" exclaimed reverently, reaching "that is fucking pun intended." plant cinnamon fern," smiled. harvested trees," asserted caressed ass. spice is," name comes its coloration." sagely used finger trace outline ink. "glad only month so." tracing outline. drift swipe between thighs. threw moaned, allowing step nibble sensitive grabbed feet. reluctantly, away wet mouth climbed shower, her. steaming flow poured shampoo hand. stood tiptoes work lather, hoping lather soon. talented scalp worked hair. looked stall's door still bathroom, watching them. gestured join shed clothes. closed, missed show revealed body tub massage head. tension visibly shoulders back. loved much day extraordinary. feeling perfect choice. finish apply wash upper body. wrapped torso firm pecs. crushed also kiss neck. occasionally stopped blow breath across skin. slid scrubbed skin thoroughly. even fingernails help exfoliate explored ear. sucked earlobe pinched nipple. stepped watch bathe kept scrubbing sides, toned form, showing muffin once squeaky clean, sideways do same contentment shoulders. housewife licked lips heights reach tonight. watched busty jiggled know managed pull off, wow...way go!" giggled wall said, "a bourbon perfect." schoolgirl, "how me?" "ohhh, god! planning now?" suspiciously. focus running cupped water. two towels shelf toilet. holding bottle maker's mark bourbon. "here's bourbon, and..." "...here's water," laughed, throwing face. face speak. way huge glistened quaked hypnotized him. enthralled by ripples flowing expansive flesh, forgetting why turned. suck nipple, time mouthful inhaled shock splashed coughing do. "you...you okay babe?" doubled guilty rubbing hacking died down. stayed bent trying catch breath. "i...i'm really sorry. i...i didn't mean too..." apologize. waved apology. accident," coughed last time, breathing normal, "but we're done least now." handheld nozzle bracket rinsing soap dried herself, towel ready soon patting dry gently fluffy towel. tracked drop seeing hanging tip penis, knees wide, fall, tongue. mouth, savored precum "yummy!" fully dried, shut shower. she'd groped drying off. silently beauties half-smile face, plotting revenge. sat bed, steeling himself plot about carry gone awry. best 'don't fuck i'm pissed off' waited. short hard, angry bed indicating sit 'oh, shit up?' wondered herself tentatively 'shit, afford lose gig' bottom bedspread. "what crawled died?' landing bouncing, tits flop around. forced ignore flopping glared moving, angrily asked, found sexiest playmates we've had, try drown me? cool. that?" never wife's drained color, freckles becoming pale. motionless thinking, 'what fuck, isn't pissed?' sorry happened but..." started. "that's say, 'i'm sorry'?!" roared, interrupting "and snarled, turning "we invited enjoy celebrate birthday. drowning funny?" no say. pleading help. "don't anything say yourself?" bellowed shrank desperately disappear. girls. leave choice," quietly, filled anger, gonna spank both." shot object, knew profile bdsm. anything, though, laughing. "you're such asshole. bullshit tell us want feel asses. deserve maybe should tie lesbian in."
